I ruined it for everyone
Me? Well... I'm a man of mystery and power... and my power is exceeded only by my mystery. I race cars, I play tennis, and I fondle women... but I have weekends off and I am my own boss. HAHHH! Don't you wish you were me? ...I know I do. I like Metal Detecting, Hot-air Ballooning, Soap Making, Papermaché, and Reading outloud to the Deaf.