John Ellis, with a silent M.
Port Smurf, in England.
Helpful Hints 101: 1) Grapefruits aren't grapes, but ARE fruits. 2) Popularity should not be confused with polarity. 3) If you turn twice, it is believed to be a re-turn, but this should not be incorporated into an excuse for skipping late fees at a library or video store. 4) There's a specific degree of time before a dunked biscuit reaches break-and-drown-in-your-drink-iness. 5) Tax returns should be filled out only using 5 letter words. 6) A decagumahaedron is NOT a recorded shape.